Boobies

Lately we’ve been looking into picking up a new desktop or at the very least a new lap top. Our current POS, otherwise known as a Dell Inspiron 5100 that I picked up in college has developed a nasty habit of shutting down of its own will. I’m sure its developed this little quirk just to raise my ire and is calling my bluff that I one day I will help it discover its aerodynamics from the third floor bedroom window if it doesn’t stop misbehaving…Trust me…I’m going to do it, I swear to God I will, one day in what I hope will be the very near future I’m going to show it that I don’t bluff and then on that day all of our other electrical appliances that have given me lip will finally shut the hell up and do the job that I purchased them to do.

The irony in all of this is that every review that we’ve been reading keeps leading us back to a newer Dell…and God help me I HATE Dell. Their customer service SUCKS ASS, their preloaded BS programs are damn near impossible to remove and once you do get them removed you’ve got to repair so many windows files that you’re probably better off just reformatting the hard drive when it arrives on your door step. We’ve toyed with the idea of picking up an Ibook to help us work with the huge number of photos we take and to begin designing the blogs and our wood working site a little more easily, but we just can’t seem to get over the apple hump.

Who knows how we’re going to pay for this addition, but we’ll figure it out…I mean really we’ll just add it to the list…web hosting, camera, vacation, new boobies for Wife, laptop…it all fits.

Speaking of new boobies for Wife, that reminds me of one of my favorite “Family Guy” episodes, thanks to YouTube for helping me relive this moment.

Gotta love the Side Boob hour…and it’s a perfect tribute to our “New Boobies” for Wife fund, click the link and donate again and again…if you donate lots, we might just give you a view of the new side boobs…